Who said it had to take effort?

Who said it didn't?
I didn't hear groaning or moaning from weeds and seeds as they made insurgency raids into my petunia patch. But I am sure they heard me whine and creak and crack as I viciously hoed and tugged them by their hairy little roots. Even with the help of Big Guy and his truck, it was plain hard work to dispose of them. Did the sun have to "work" to burn my shoulders and neck? To begin my transformation into a sun-dried tomato?

And now, I apparently must read all the @##$% FAQ's to get this to look the way I want.

Harrumph.

The price of pickiness is steep.